Our Service to You
If your water is hard,
and you're fed up with scale,
and your bathtub is floating in scum,
Just make a quick call
and in no time at all
we'll ask our advisor to come.
We'll bring you a softener,
show how it works,
give you a quote and explain,
Where it will go, so that you know,
often near your rising main.
If your water tastes bad
and a filter you need,
we'd be happy to do the arranging
to make it taste better,
then send you a letter,
whenever you cartridge needs changing.
If you're softener's ill,
not working so well,
full of water or making a noise,
Just give us a ring,
and our tools we will bring
when we send round one of our "boys".
We're efficient, we're friendly,
we work very hard,
Always helpful we're trying to be,
Our expertise you've got,
wether you buy or not,
And the smile - well that comes for free!
Carol Foottit. |
The Life of a Parts
Man
I work behind the counter
of a water systems store,
Sometimes I'm called a genius,
Sometimes I'm called much more.....
I'm just a simple Parts Man
but when their system's sick
the public come to me and ask,
"What makes this darn thing tick?"
I'm supposed to know part numbers
of motors, tubes and gears,
for every product that's been made
for more than 20 years.
Mind Reader and Magician
and Handy Man as well,
I'm supposed to be an Eddison
plus Alexander Bell!
But life would be a pleasure,
and I'd smile from ear to ear,
If people would just tell me
the MODEL, MAKE AND YEAR!
Author Unknown. (If you know the originator
of this, please tell us so we can give them the credit they deserve)
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